Sorry for the Elvis Costello reference, but that's the best I can do to explain Lauren's latest purchase. Unhappy with her performance footwear, my lovely wife went down to Ute Mountaineering and demanded a shoe that could keep up with her aggressive new lifestyle. She scoffed at Saucany, pshawed Pumas, and mocked Mizunos. Only the Salomon XA Comps, commonly referred to as "trail tanks" to those in the know, were shoe enough for her.
Let me be the first to tell you, these shoes are the real deal. They come with a Gore-Tex outer, so your feet stay dry even if crossing a stream. The lace locks are standard, so you need never be bothered again with such a menial task as tying your shoes. And most impressively, if Lauren clicks her heels together three times, the shoes magically transport her to the Fares Christmas party, regardless of the time of year. Or maybe the salesperson just made that last part up to close her hundred dollar sale. You never can tell with those people.