Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Whatever Happened To "We're Going All The Way At States This Year?!"

Ahh.. Aspen High School. Where the offspring of the culturally elite come to develop their minds, lay the foundation for a lifetime of critical thought, and yeah, if there's enough time, bring sexy back.

This evening, Lauren and I were invited to a "new teacher reception" at the home of the Skiers, where apparently the cafeteria has been decorated by the last remaining Justin Timberlake fan. Out of place as that sign was in a room filled with kindergarten teachers and rambunctious toddlers, it was quickly surpassed in the "awkward and uncomfortable" category by the sign below, which adorned the hallway outside of the gym.

I'm not quite sure what this sign means, but I do know this: With an attitude like that, it's going to be awfully hard to bring sexy back.